What up, y’all? Name’s Riley. I’m here to act as an advisor/life coach/probation officer to dog parents. I’ve been trying to train my own mama for 6 years…but she is a bit slow. I won’t give up though. I’m pretty sure she knows what to expect if she tries to leave me alone when it’s clear I want to ride in the car with her (answer? pee on her favorite blanket). So what if she is going to work? I’m pretty sure those people have arms and hands…to rub my belly. I might be able to offer up a way to run the office more efficiently. Instead, I’m forced to stay at home and nap all day while figuring out how to get in the garbage. This is what happens when you aren’t given chances.
What can you expect from this blog? I’ll be answering questions, providing coaching on various situations, publishing public notices to Doggy DFCS for any violations I see (i.e. dogs in strollers…what is that even about?) and just my general musings. Got a question? Let me know. Otherwise, get out your pen and paper…it’s time to get started.